Sitemap - 2022 - More Than A Feilding

End of year

Do it for our hospital heroes

No finer invention

Low expectations of the man from Botany

Prizegiving at Kia Kaha Primary School

It's the thoughts that count

Rolling the dice with death and Covid

Blow is just a figure of speech

Getting smarter all the time

From Breakfast TV with Mike Hosking to InfoWars with Alex Jones

Going after every kind of rat

Pictures at an exhibition

Up and not crying, proud to be carrying on

Less of the hate

The book of the New Nationals

Coming out of your pockets under a National Govt: $50,000. Ask me how!

Thursday mailbag

Winston Raymond Classified Peters picks up his shovel

What I saw at my detox

How punitive can we get?

The Book of Twitter

What is possible and what can never be

Handing out the campaign McNuggets

The last good bits of Twitter

Vote young and vote often

A problem from Queenstown to Cornwall

One foot in front of the other

A little something for the reckons constituency

Road safety morning at Kia Kaha Primary School

Christopher Luxon's zipless fantasies

Waiting to get better

Back on Monday

A kick in the guts

Doing precious little of anything

You’re supposed to be a shining city on a hill, America. What the Fox News is happening to you?

Official opening of The More Than A Feilding Community Centre

Humanity will always be all of those things; hippos, gazelles, cheetahs, warthogs, Elon Musk

Something to get your teeth into

Finnish morning at Kia Kaha Primary School

Follow me to the Members Lounge

Winning with your feet up

Absolutely positive

The rueful regret for not spending money 30 years ago

Upended in paradise

Pandemic-era material deprivation blues

Why the media loves a baseless BBQ reckon

Try to have fun, no matter what you do

Not knowing you’re leaving for the last time

Fill your boots

The most dangerous moment in human history

Ripping yarn of the week and also the entire 19th Century

How to make magic by just listening quietly and writing it down

Go there before they burn it down

How to live an absolutely worthwhile life without being the slightest bit worthy about it

Don’t look at me, I voted for Efeso

Rip-offs and scum-suckers and cheats and people John Key would vote for

The string gets pulled, and the magic phrases tumble out

Coming in 2025, ready or not

What you get when you shake the Voter Tree

got to keep on walkin'

If that ain't love then tell me what is

Which of the four ways do you want to have it at once?

Time for AT to get real

Mr Luxon speaks freely

An Illustrated Guide to Wayne Brown, Aged 76

Vote like your life depends on it

Seems like just the other day

Make me One with everything

Breakfast at the Non-Woke Journalism Greasy Spoon Cafe

What Heather knows

A decent non-bludgeoned New Zealand

The mood outside the boardroom

No-one wants to get nuked or erupted on

Running on empty

Lost luggage

Here is the Heather forecast

Penguins, a giant Orca, and a dully revolving drum

Raise your voice in challenge

Just the other day

How much Kate can you take?

A long way from over

Mourning has broken

Here, have some hardcore fantasising

The days have a glow these mornings

Wait until it's too late

OMG, OMG

We need a way out

Dark Side of the Moan

Preparing yourself

Just too catnippy and clickbaity to resist

Paint it black

The phrase that pays

Off air

Ask Uncle Dave

Dance like no media's watching

Must be some way out of here

Misogyny morning at Kia Kaha primary school

Man who put word through blender

This Is Your Brian On Facebook Drugs

Nowhere to run

The warmth of a home

Red ribbon performances

How tax works

Things I would not do

Poor old Syphilis

Ask Uncle Dave

Driven to drink

A week of masking up, a week of unmasking

Using our words and not our fists

No no mate… put your talking points down

Thugs will be thugs

Hush hush, whimper who dares, Christopher Luxon is saying he cares

Open the throttle, be the real deal

Moments of Triumph

Facebook! There's a blast from the past

A plan that will for sure work and could not be more clear

Seeing differently

Never trust anyone trying to pull an LBJ

The Book of Weasels

Aloha wherever you are, or say you are

Story morning at Kia Kaha Primary School

We put a bear in the window and waited for the Great Depression

These mighty beasts are undisputed kings of the planet and nothing can ever change that

Every unhappy sausage factory is unhappy in its own way

Pounding angrily upon the front door of the media entity known as NZME

Rage in a heatwave

School holidays at Kia Kaha primary school

In the 21st-century your daily media is alive! Alive with reckons!

The power and the glory of the biblical politics

A short history of not thinking about tomorrow

50 ways to leave your living

We really are punching ourselves in the face above our weight

Human touch

Utterly alone in the universe but surrounded by COVID and utes

As clear as the mask on your face

I can't see it, therefore it's not real

Old Mate Grabaseat In London

And now the businesses who just wanted to go back to normal are finding this option does not exist

Making accommodation for these ludicrous vehicles

One has not been altogether impressed by Mr Johnson

For now just a wave, maybe one day a tsunami

I have no appetite, no stomach, and no time, for Lions, Christians and popcorn

Someone else whispers “joined up IT systems”, and a hush falls over the room

This is how we make a new and better direction

Que sera sera

It was a coup, and he fully intended to lead it

Heaps of learnings going forward

The Devil's Right Hand

The beautiful idea of Matariki

Long may you run

All four arguments have failed

Doxxing, intimidation, selfishness, thumbs on butchers' scales, Molloy and whatnot

A lie on every t-shirt

Someone else will do it

Updates of Doom

At a certain point you have to ask: just who is the risk taker here?

Wish me luck in the traffic

She didn't know any of those things, he said, and now she knew all of them.

Charmless people all over the show

The green hue fades

Fall apart world

Wariness in the time of plague

Give Fluffy to me

Opportunities for all, apply within.

Looking sideways at the Ferrari driver

The number on our days

Media studies at Kia Kaha Primary School

More words for hello than snow

Things I would not do

How to not be a suck-up, and also how to spell prosciutto

Omens

Floating through benighted times

Things I Choose To Believe Because It Is Much Too Inconvenient To Believe Otherwise

Shame on every two-bit politician who puts winning ahead of being moral and decent and just

Test Your Taxpayers Union Knowledge, Wash Your Hands Afterwards

Farewell to the kind of government only a Murdoch could love

The Book of the Hopeless Pinkos

But when will we ever give ourselves permission to bust out, eh?

Christopher has an idea

In hard times we can be asked to make hard choices

Best wishes to nearly everybody

Taking a village

All we are saying is give peace and masks a chance

Let’s learn some words!

Life in the gondola lane

Grow a pair and put them on your ute

Have you decided who you will vote for?

Taking care

A method in the madness of the thinkin'

Respect at Kia Kaha Primary School

Man goes up greasy pole

Could blow at any moment

The party that pledges to comfort the comfortable

The deification of billionaires

Still hanging in the air

Learning your language at Kia Kaha Primary

More things I would not do

Another round of interviews, another round of playing back the biggest howlers

Converting every try and winning every Americas Cup

A four day break was nice; a forty day break would be even nicer probably

Drama Day at Kia Kaha Primary School

And an outside bedroom for each beloved car

Every country has its own mafia

Time for hot cross buns and a bit of a lie down

You don't call something Public Transport if it has a Koru lounge

Besieged

As god is my witness I had no idea it had anything to do with Twitter

Go wherever you want to go

Union bad, free market good. Me say this out loud enough time, me believe this

Biking should not be a life or death gamble

More things I would not do

The end of the world and Luxon in the driver's seat

Don't have to be a Maitre D to know which way the wind blows

Of all the ways to lose your business

Another week of hermit life, another week of dog whistles

Oscars day in La La Land

Things I would not do

Runned over by a damned old train

The virus is a scam and she should swing

Passionate about bottom feeders

Now get out there and spend

Pick a Judge Week in America

Maybe we've had our last lockdown. Maybe we haven't.

It is not possible to deliver a cost-free pandemic

Consideration can be hard to come by

The Book of PUTINZ

Something moved me deep inside

St Patrick's Day in Kia Kaha

The life cycle of the politician

Who gets heard the most, who gets the most attention?

Here comes Paula Bennett with a Click and Collect reckon

Visit Aotearoa! Kidnap a Kiwi egg!

Come on, ol mate Grabaseat

Taxes and commies

Profits come and go, greed is a constant

Shades of pale

Blue-green feminist-patriarchal non-haired-Jesus

When everything was new

Always a lovely time of year

A month of protesting

Aotearoa's Worst People: The Season Finale

Being good isn't always easy

Solidarity, comrades! Fluff, fluff, fluff

The Book of ACT

The storm is on us

Film Review day at Kia Kaha Primary School

Winston gets Triggered

Not so much I Have A Dream as I Have A Booking

Some people will be exemplary and some will be hurling excrement

Not a snowball's chance in hell

Police or Molesworth St Childminders?

We shall fight them with the speeches

Girls would turn the colour of an avocado

We hold ourselves back from saving ourselves

How is it faring, the People’s Lawn?

Out past the horizon

A reality show called New Zealand’s Stupidest Person

Back to school at Kia Kaha Primary

Emerging blinking and slack-jawed from their defiantly illegally parked vehicles

Our Covid media coverage. A hotel photo essay

Very far from comfortable

Nothing but warm summer harmony here in Aotearoa

OMFG Month at Spotify!

The drunk man's word is what you heard

Well that’s the last variant, y’all can come back out now

We're not really OTT people

What a killer

Turtles all the way down

Australia Day

Big ideas, images and distorted facts

Ask Uncle Dave

Close to the edge

The Book of Grabaseat

Up against a slippery operator, still

Special Vaccination Day at Kia Kaha Primary School

Skipping coffee won’t do it

The future of cars is electric, but our future is not cars

Just what are they playing at?

The Book of Jacinda and Clarke

The assassins are in the bushes

Summer at Kia Kaha beach

Taking it to the streets

Are we taking swift lessons as we watch?

A highly infectious virus let loose by some stupid aerosol