The phrase that pays

Old Mate Grabaseat phones it in

Against all odds I find myself inspired by a man who shaves his head of all hair, and his sentences of all meaning. 

Actually the inspiration comes not from the speaker but from a phrase surely prepared for him by others. You need only hear the scantest of rhetorical freestyling by Old Mate Grabaseat - for it is he - to know that a room full of monkeys a…