The Book of the Hopeless Pinkos
Now in the land of the mighty ABs, where the pineapple lumps and chocolate fish were not half as good as they used to be, there came an Executive.
And Christopher was his name.
And also was he known as Grabaseat.
And it was said that Grabaseat Christopher was an righteous man.
And that he did keep Evangelical the Sabbath.
But it was also said by Grabaseat Ch…