A lie on every t-shirt

Monday newsletter

There’s no way I’m beginning this newsletter with a noxious cartoon, so please enjoy a moment of beauty before we proceed to the bigotry.

That’s Fiordland. I picked a scruffy picture, readers, because as you know I like to keep things gritty here and it's hard not to get chocolate box wherever you point your phone in that beautiful wilderness.

What a plac…