Thursday mailbag

Answering all the hard questions from way out in left field

Hey Uncle Dave, is this shit weather going to go on forever?
Noah

Hi Noah, yeah, probably.
Uncle D

Hey Dave, you glass-half-empty commie, you have no business talking like that just ahead of our busiest monetisation period. 
NZ Airbnb Owners Association 

Hey Uncle Dave, how about that guy who tried to blow up a power pylon and take down the national grid! Who…