In the 21st-century your daily media is alive! Alive with reckons!

Contains Luxon, Prebble, damn lies, statistics. Also the planet melting.

The day begins dark, cold, waterlogged, miserable. I traipse from room to room in search of my Positive Mental Attitude.

Fool! The trick is to start consuming your 21st-century daily media as soon as you wake. Your 21st-century daily media is such a rollercoaster of OMG and tsk tsk and you are so cancelled buddy there's not the least chance for your thou…