An Illustrated Guide to Wayne Brown, Aged 76

Monday newsletter

Is this really what passes for a mayoral candidate these days? people ask, as we watch Wayne Brown, aged 76, describe in schoolboy snigger what he's going to have in his hand as he shows Simon Wilson what he thinks of him.

Is this really what passes for free to air TV these days? we ask, as we watch TVNZ hook their pipe up directly to the sewerage system…