Things I would not do

Wednesday newsletter

Things I would not do if if I were Old Mate Grabaseat

1. Say ‘the reality is’ even one single more time

2. Keep the Uffindel report secret
Come on champ, what do you think the odds are of all those Nats-in-a-cage keeping a lid on it anyway?
I want this to be private, you were saying this morning. 
The more accurate phrasing would be: It suits me to keep th…