Now in the land of the mighty ABs,
where the waters ran thick with the leavings of oxen,
and the ferries ran not at all,
there came an tribe.
And New National was their name.
And speakers were they.
But they spake not as those who had come before.
For they spake in bites.
And this might be an tweet.
Or an meme.
Or it might be an bumper sticker.
And it would scar…