The Book of PUTINZ

Sunday Reading

Now in the land of the mighty ABs where the Paua Pies were delicious and the beer was made in garages, there came an invader.

And Putin was his name.

Now Putin was an roided-up reptile.
And he was an warmonger.
And in Ukraine did he have villainy afoot.

But he did one day gather his Generals saying,
Listen. We don’t need this much fricking grief. Isn’t there …