The drunk man's word is what you heard

Diary of the last ten hours

7.20am

Ol’ mate Grabaseat is on the radio talking paradigms and no-brainers and swear to god it’s a business-speak bingo card.

Never mind that, though, let's shinny his RATs up their drainpipe.

He wants us to have the kiddies and their teachers tested in school once a week. I feel a visit to Kia Kaha Primary school coming on. How will Ms Barry ever find r…