A plan that will for sure work and could not be more clear

Wednesday newsletter

Gidday freedom lovers. It’s your old mate the National Party of New Zealand here to clear a few things up.

Have you seen this?

We made it for all the whingers who’ve been going show us your policies tell us what you're actually going to do you have to earn the right to be in government you know, blah blah blah.

Obviously we thought job’s done, that’ll stop…