It is not possible to deliver a cost-free pandemic

In our paddocks, in our Parliament, in our Press gallery, there is so very much Bizarro World stuff going on

In the Bizarro World of comic book legend, everything they do is an inversion. Up is down. Wrong is right.

Everything is reversed. Making anything perfect is a big crime. Bizarro Bonds are guaranteed to lose money. Bizarro-Aquaman cannot swim. Bizarro-Marilyn Monroe is the homeliest person you ever did see.

My thesis, if I haven’t already trowelled it on…