Sitemap - 2023 - More Than A Feilding
While the present stupidities endure
You can choose your politics but you can’t choose your relatives
So many creeks, so few paddles
What it’s like to have a reactionary coalition government
Hear more from Shane Jones at Kia Kaha primary school
I honestly don’t know you any more
Phone calls at Kia Kaha primary
They do not speak for us, and they do not speak for the future
You won't believe some of the numbers you have to pull when you're a Finance Minister
Questions a nine year old might ask the new Prime Minister
Let's open the books with Nicotine Willis
Thank you Captain Luxon. Was that a landing, or were we shot down?
Only a perfect present and an even more perfect tomorrow
The Book of the Nearly-Prime Minister
So many movies about D-Day and genocide, so many people willingly walking towards evil
Heartache, worries, inspiration
The grimmer things get, the more I enjoy cooking
Life, death, e-bikes and what not to sit on
Taking on the world barehanded
Megastar problems. Where do we go from here, big guy?
These are not great metrics, big guy
A lot more problems than 99, many involving beaches
Sign on the dotted line pal I’m a busy megastar
After a big bout of democracy, a few thoughts
Out of morbid curiosity I rolled the tape
We don’t know what we’ve elected
The perpetual rutting call of the misleading politician
You'd be pleased with the result, he said
Not without our cranky grandad you don't
I hope that day is this Saturday
And on the third day God created the Remington bolt action rifle
If I pretend Winston’s not there, I reckon he’ll just go away
The election I could hardly bear to watch
Do not look ahead to Question 3
Lord Sir Mate of ANZ helps us decide
Benefits of this kind are good and right and just
Spray, spray, spray. There we go. Problem solved.
A very worthy coalition partner for Seymour and Luxon
The party of business deals with the future by pretending it isn’t coming
Litanies, articles of faith, and being a beneficiary
Road rage at Kia Kaha Primary School
Bludgers lying in the scratcher making fools of us all
Pick this Chris, you get the Greens. Pick the other one you get Seymour.
Big issues out of the mouths of giant babes
This little bald fellow, is he your god?
Mate, it's a 2 billion dollar hole and you are just chock full of it
Another week of the Squeezed Muddle
This is the first More Than A Feilding Readers Party and it would be mighty to see you there
The facts just keep ruining a good bad story, but is anyone noticing?
Craig Renney has their numbers. They do not balance.
I don’t want you to think of me as a ludicrous bull*****ing fabulist
Government of Magical-Thinking-Tax-Cuts, In Association With An Unnatural ACT
Copenhagen to Paris (sort of) by e-bike
Supposed to be used for the climate crisis. Stealing it to pay for tax cuts.
Ways to conduct yourself this election
We’re ready to do your scan now, Dave
Another week in Fonterra Nullis
Fifty million more cars and no more money to fix the potholes
Copy off a smart kid’s homework
Mike Hosking loves a bath bomb
All in this together, hoping our lives don't get red-stickered
"When someone says something, I like to query it and see if it is true"
You never even called me by my phone
A bit better every week, starting tomorrow
Kia Kaha Primary School in lights
We're nice people, we can't be bigots
Overton window shopping with the National Party
Quiz, plus a very special invitation
Let’s go shopping with the National Party
Thinking like a smart person and not a rich-lister
Old Mate Grabaseat, roads scholar
How to deal with that sinking feeling
Company man pivots from inauthentic sympathy to naked hamfisted political opportunism
I thought Barry Soper had retired
How the world looks from the back of an ambulance
Charmless plodding insight-free political panhandlers
Pictorial political dictionary
Questions today, maybe answers tomorrow
A lifetime of driving flashes before you
Absolutely not amazed all week
Invited to be the bigger man, he will always opt to be the weasel
Crime, and may god have mercy on our souls
Absolutely positively freezing
Insert name of progressive Māori woman here
Education and the state of things
A bunch of phoneys and other propaganda
Māorification, and other incendiary statements
Māorified and in all kinds of trouble
Start walking, see what happens
It's the last thing we need, and we keep getting it
From a distance we look quite wonderful
Christopher Luxon’s charm offensive, hold the charm
Got your degrowth then, happy now?
What I would ask for if I could get the government to fix something
The Little Red Hen didn’t need two Teslas to cross the road
Swipe right, you sorry excuse for a hottie
Wealth, and why taxing it is not wrong
How to super-size your money & who to not vote for
There are some things you just have to to hear more than once
I'm absolutely done with all this, I want to help turn it around
Shutdown the clown show Mayor Brown
Welcome to Devonport have a nice drive
They go off 24/7 while he just does his job
A genuinely inspiring story about political leaders getting huge things done
Only a fool believes past performance is any indicator of future performance
Will the Government come to my rescue?
The imaginary world of the 6pm news
The housing policy that was too good for us
Chose doing good things over doing nothing
Kiwi Chris the Robot Politician and other misunderstandings
There are no tires on the current leader of the National Party
Letter of apology from Zoo Miami
Feeding that dark flame in men
Maybe I'm amazed and maybe I'm not
Hamilton next week under this useless Labour Government
What happens in a fire at Kia Kaha primary school
That's not family, that's me mother-in-law
Please Mr Luxon they've tied my money to the railroad tracks and a train is coming!
Fact-free commentators paradise
What came down in the last shower
Cometh the hour, cometh the lawn guy
Hey Uncle Dave, any thoughts on rich people buying elections?
A room where you do what you don't confess
What will be their biggest lie by election day?
Kiwi Mums and Dads and other totems
Please be patient, please don’t get mad, please don’t bark
Are you there Chantelle? It's me, God
Mr Luxon calls a press conference
Ain't never gonna be like it used to be
All in it together until we weren't
The Big Picture Book of People In The News Today
Greenhouse gassing the children at Kia Kaha Primary School
Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player
Tracking the KPIs of eight-year-olds
Acceptance, decency, road food.
How to answer Drunk Uncle Kevin's Climate Crisis reckons
Carry right on up there, Corporal Espiner
Social intercourse with haters and Nazis: an etiquette guide
So much of what was there remains
Robots coming for your job, your horse, and your claim
A friend tells a friend tells a friend
What you might get in a saner world
What a sorry spectacle he can make, trying to get one of his turkeys airborne
No more calls please, we have a winner
That’s enough milk, sweetie, it’s spilling over the top
The tension between prudence and making a dollar
I have recently been made an orphan, your honour
Magpies go quardle oodle ardle, radio goes HORK HORK HORK
Entree of cyclone followed by bread, olives and earthquake
Be part of the solution, not Kate
15 minutes that might change your life
I dream, still, of a better, saner low-carbon world
Getting to know Old Mate Grabaseat
Something for the long weekend
We never get to feel one thing at a time, us grownups
We just need the Wayne to stop
It'll wash you away and there ain't never enough
Christopher Luxon sort of explains stuff
Rachel says you tore her wardrobe to pieces
Dig your own grave, but it's a life you can save
The one where everyone is just going about their day and then the Prime Minister quits
Old School was the best school
The dream that we are now one people
Can't help, sorry, got my cold dead hands full
Did you catch him on TV, the well-bred ginger man?
Summer holidays for Kia Kaha primary school