Just pull the cord, already

Sunday column

A joke from my rural upbringing.

A farmer needs someone to clear some trees from the back paddock. 
He puts an ad in the paper.
Stereotypical Comic Character answers the ad.

The farmer says to Stereotypical Comic Character:
The trees are over there, Stereotypical Comic Character, here's the chainsaw.
I'm off to town. See you when I get back.

Stereotypical Com…