Invited to be the bigger man, he will always opt to be the weasel

What the Nelson footage showed

Poor Christopher Luxon. What trials he has overcome. 

It was so very touching — not to mention quite the surprise — to learn last weekend that he was in fact a conjoined twin.

And even though this turned out to be no more true than such previous stories as
I was just a little boy when the Crusaders first played
and
Hello Te Puke I am in you,
there’s no de…