1. According to current polling, who is most favoured as Prime Minister?
a. Old Mate Grabaseat
b. Stale Koru Lounge club sandwich
c. Old Mate Chippy
d. El Niño
2. What did Moody’s have to say this week about NZ’s credit rating?
a. OMG what have you people done? — D minus
b. Jesus we thought Venezuela was bad — Z plus
c. We’re just working off what that funny …