Ways to conduct yourself this election

People asking "what’s best for us?"; people asking "what’s best for me?"

Ways to conduct yourself this election

Option 1: Be as cynical as all get-out

Use the word relief to dignify the shabbiness of your tax cut.
Double the price of public transport for our poorest people so that you can fatten up the tax cut for people like Christopher Luxon.
Make your unit of tax cut measurement fortnightly to make it look bigger than it is.
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