Crime, and may god have mercy on our souls

Week in review, quiz style

1. What was the outside temperature in Masterton at 6 this morning?

a. -1.4°C
b. -14°C
c. -140°C
d. Surely -1400°C

2. By what name is this cheery piece of art known?

a. Raft of the Medusa
b. Getting NZ Back on Track
c. Sailing Away 
d. It’s OK Guys I Used To Run An Airline

3. How much dosh has Waikato University paid Steven Joyce in recent years?

a. $64,000
b. $966…