Bludgers lying in the scratcher making fools of us all

Litanies, articles of faith, and being a beneficiary

The mediocrity who stands to be a Prime Minister has a litany.

He uses it a bit like a Koru Lounge card.

He will brandish it to say: these people are eligible.

And more than that, too:
These people are deserving. 
They have earned this policy.
They have a right to this policy. 

What is that makes them eligible? 
What is that makes them special in his eyes?

He…