Bludgers lying in the scratcher making fools of us all
Litanies, articles of faith, and being a beneficiary
The mediocrity who stands to be a Prime Minister has a litany.
He uses it a bit like a Koru Lounge card.
He will brandish it to say: these people are eligible.
And more than that, too:
These people are deserving.
They have earned this policy.
They have a right to this policy.
What is that makes them eligible?
What is that makes them special in his eyes?
He…