Now in the land of the mighty ABs,
where the ale did pour thick and foamy,
and there were unexplained items in the bagging area beyond counting,
there came the one known as
Grabaseat.
And there came also the one known as
Seymour.
And they did come singing an song.
And tune had it none.
And nor was it cordant.
And neither was this song new.
For it was the one t…