Please Mr Luxon they've tied my money to the railroad tracks and a train is coming!

Honestly this guy is so full of it he’s a challenge to the laws of physics

Continuing this week's theme of giving credit where it's due, step forward C Luxon to receive a five foot four trophy in fake gold leaf. You win it in perpetuity for reading out three of the most breathtaking sentences of cynical bullshit I have ever heard.

Sentence 1 

Unless you've worked in the machinery of Wellington, where you've trained as an account…