I'm absolutely done with all this, I want to help turn it around

Doomscrolling week in review, quiz style. Contains final uplifting note of hope.

1. Who got indicted today?

a. Hillary but her emails Clinton
b. Hillary lock her up Clinton
c. Sleepy Joe Biden 
d. Treasonous former President Donald Trump 

2. What does this graph show?

a. Share trading by Michael Wood
b. Rental investment properties bought and sold by MPs
c. Volume of falsehoods peddled by National Party MPs in last 12 months to gain votes 
d.