Spray, spray, spray. There we go. Problem solved.

Luxon gets out the WD40

Good old WD40. Is there nothing it can't do?

Door squeaking?
No problem, WD-40.

Chewing gum stuck to the carpet?
No worries, WD-40. 

Crayon marks? Spanner rusted up? Zipper won't undo?
WD-40. WD-40. WD-40. 

It can even waterproof your shoes, I hear.

(More Than A Feilding makes no warranty as to the efficacy of WD40 upon footwear, readers in any doubt should …