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Open letter to the Minister of Dwindling Finances
The Two Hundred Million Dollar question
What I saw, sort of, at the emergency eye clinic
The Prime Minister hits the cones
Never mind the planet, check out these savings!
Let me through I'm here to make money
Rowdy scrappers, beautiful birds
The Treaty Principles Bill: A Who’s Who
Rip up a bill, lead a haka are words to live by
The PM gets some extremely valuable legal advice for free
Let Aaron Smale take his rightful seat, you dismal dismal people
Don't think I've ever moved through the stages of grief so swiftly
The Book of Evidence-based-evidence
What can you do about bad journalism?
At the end of the day we'll always have John Key
We will never give you up, let you down, or Rickroll you
Embrace the heresy, touch the third rail
Hang up on him David, just stop
Climbing out of the hamster wheel
What you’re wanting to win more than anything is The Narrative
Where ever do they find these people?
How do I make this better for people who drive Ford Rangers?
The irreducibly reductive Mr Luxon
The ceaseless and stunningly awful production of Have We Got Bad News For You
Running with scissors, but using speech notes
Collected letters from a warm place
Two wrongs don't make a right angle
Do nothing until you've heard from Steve
And your mother dresses you funny
Old Mate Grabaseat gets efficient, and other Turkeys
Unfit to be transport minister
At the start of 2020, no-one was in a position to say where that virus was taking us
When is a road of National significance not a road of National significance?
You take nicer pictures when you’re not drunk
It's not New Zealand they've never heard of, it's him
A government that can't see twenty feet ahead
Going some place and there's no going back
Get your story straight, buddy
Fast track to environmental degradation
The thrilling possibilities of charter schools
Pretending to talk other people’s languages
Imaginary mandate, imaginary leadership
Bread, and how it gets buttered
These people are not our friends
New Zealand has never been closed for business
Vroom vroom go the big red trucks
Or is that just what they want us to think?
Small accomplishments and large ironies
The only thing we have to fear is tenants themselves
But here's my point about the large irony in what Luxon is saying
Brooke is on the TV, being a Minister!
And can you tell me, was it worth it?
Let me tell you how I feel about COVID
Chalk marks the position of the body
Lee, Costello, Hoggard and Simmonds walk into a bar
It's for the economy so shut up
Fast track is outright assault on environment
You brace for the worst, you make the most of the good, you keep going
Speeches, beers, questionnaires
C.Money Luxon puts his hand in yer pocket
A speech and a beer, both delivered perfectly
Not political in the slightest
Enjoy your weekend in the best little country on the planet in a fragile state under new management
You keep Luxin' when you oughta be thruthin'
Trust us, we know what we’re doing
Still waiting on that turnaround
All jellied up with possum grease
I’ve been doing this all wrong
All new content, no copies or repeats
An illustrated guide to the mendacity of David Seymour
Nothing about these people is surprising right now
Lies, damn lies, and newspaper ads
Raise your hand if your books have ever been personally victimised by Nicola Willis
Get better work stories, get bigger words
A bit further on from the edge of nowhere
Don’t let them fool you, ordinary folk of Aotearoa!
Trying to pull a Guy Fawkes on the nation’s founding document
Mental health and empathy and the state of things
God you lazy lefties are all the same
You should live just like me. You should be just like me.
The Chuck Norris of house-painting