No sweat

Let's say I want to run a marathon, but I’m not keen on all that running.

At the registration desk I say,
I want to start at the last kilometre. What's the fee for that?

They tell me,
We don't offer that option. You have to do the whole race.

I reply,
Yeah but I don't like running. I just want to do the last K and come into the stadium where everyone's cheer…