Now in the land of Angus beef and the mighty ABs
Where the steaks were juicy and the rivers did run foul
It would often be said,
This meal is terrible,
and
No, for real this is legit the worst thing I've ever eaten
But this was an thing said only to others at the table,
not ever unto the waitperson,
who might come saying is everything alright?
For the only thing…