Let them eat glue

Even the most sullen teen will be asking for more etc etc

What is real, what is fake?  Do we really know any more?

Let's say you want to make tonight’s dinner a bit more appealing by trying something new.

Why don't I google it? You say.

You type: Idea for fresh and exciting meal.

Google tells you: Pizza!  Here's a topping combo that will wow the whole family!! Even the most sullen teen will be asking for more etc …