You take nicer pictures when you’re not drunk

Short story from the road

Readers keeping count will know it's more than five years since I gave up booze. Some of you get worried on my behalf when I recount a possibly testing moment. Anxious readers: today I got well tested.

All the way across France I've been enquiring in my very polite and well-meaning but not by any means elegant or fluent French if they have a non-alcohol …