It's not New Zealand they've never heard of, it's him

Getting grounded with Old Mate Grabaseat

Sometimes you’ll just be so dog-tired, you can only keep yourself awake with a short stab of self-inflicted pain.

A quick bite of the lip, for instance.

Maybe a slight bite on the tongue or a dig of the nails.

But what if you’re needing something a bit more painful?

The solution is as simple as opening the newspaper and reading the words of Prime Ministeria…