Guest post!

Many thanks to Mark Graham, I hope to be back tomorrow

David has, unfortunately, been losing pieces of himself and turns out it’s a bit hard to write a column when the affected parts are your eyeballs and it’s painful to read, so I offered to add to his pain by writing a guest column for him and the fool said yes. Must have been the painkillers, but here we are, and it’s a good thing neither of us are relyi…