What I saw, sort of, at the emergency eye clinic

David would be well-advised to live some place, any place actually, other than New Zealand

In a moment, the latest instalment of Once Again Dave Finds Himself in Hospital Even Though He Looks Quite Fit and Healthy Really, but first, a little bit of an insight into the way Ministers like Chris Penk and Casey Costello use data.

Allow me to illustrate, using my own personal collection:

Scientific data

Countries in which David has spent more than an…