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Suze Wilson's avatar

What is the collective noun for a bunch of entitled, irresponsible, mendaciously awful pricks do you think? A fuckery of clowns? A plague of assholes? A whine-ery of incels?

Meanwhile, on my daily (masked) walks I see others in the team just getting on and doing their bit. And those case numbers keep falling, the vaccine numbers keep rising and the contract tracers are chasing down the mystery cases and even Prof Baker says its looking really promising if we just keep at it and gee, you'd almost think that what the government said would work is in fact working. Thank god most of us are ignoring what these losers have to offer.

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Vague Craig's avatar

A mendacity of scrotes? I'm all for steady as we go with a bit of quiet optimism too.

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Blanche Charles's avatar

…but Mike promised to “relocate” to Oz!

Q: Why the far-queue hasn’t he gone?

A: Empty vessel, and all that.

Hands up all those who would help organise a “relocation event”

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Quentin McDonald's avatar

Man, I'm all for building resilience in our young people but some of those bogeymen are going to give the kids real nightmares. I know they give them to me.

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David Slack's avatar

strong point :)

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Darren Watson's avatar

Gold!

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Clare Sheehan's avatar

Golder than I reckon

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David Chaloner's avatar

"...the contrived equality of homogeneity."..What a beautiful descriptor of much that passes for 'free speech' on race from the Right.

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Steve Nicholson's avatar

"...the contrived equality of homogeneity." An ugly thing beautifully castigated.

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Michael Smythe's avatar

Excellent work at the chalk-face - especially the images!

And now David (butter wouldn't melt in his mealy mouth) Seemeepleeeeeease, having scratched the shallow racist underbelly is trying to tickle the climate denial armpits. Is he choosing to take coaching from Prebble?

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Steve Nicholson's avatar

It appears that Mr Key has lost his bidet, Mikey Hosking, to Mr Scotty. Bidet always gushed wetly with Mr Key; with Mr Scotty it's pretty much trance-inducing tongues. Reportedly the parties remain friends.

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Yvonne Powley's avatar

Great.....a good chuckle with my morning coffee

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Tracy Neal's avatar

The photo inserts are a nice touch. 😂

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David Slack's avatar

Thanks Tracy! Bit of experimentation there

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