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"This is an apology the snowflakes in Human Resources and Legal are making me write". But seriously, you wouldn't actually want to take a call from this guy even if he remembered to do so.

Never think those thrones look that comfortable to be honest, but Noblesse Oblige and all that I suppose. But go for it, you are a prince of sorts among men.

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I'm sorry David, but the good burghers of AT have made it clear that the answer to every question is Anything But A Bike Lane.

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"Amen Snorter" Ha! don't you just love Aussie slang. That James Ley piece is magnificent, thank you.

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Nick the gold ropes Mum pins the curtains back with, add a few medals and you’ll be corker on Zoom - Sharon

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founding

Please take this letter as expunging any challenge to my masterhood of the fluffy universe.

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Genius, Loved this one.Thanks

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When WILL that boy put his hands where everyone can see them.

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“ If you find pampas on public land (Department of Conservation or Council), please let your local council or the Department of Conservation know where it is.”

Dear DOC, please drive for an hour on any North Island state highway at the end of April to find plenty of it. Yrs truly, @64

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Yes! Imagine my *utter surprise* at seeing vast swathes of NZTA-endorsed pampas lining the very new Transmission Gully 😑😑😑

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This yet again made my day...thanks!

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"I wonder if I could lift my Zoom game with a fancier chair." - how long till there is a virtual background with the throne?

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Definitely a fancy jacket and chair, future king of zoom. Thank you

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