holy shit not a great 24 hours. Everything crossed that the pipes work properly from here on in. And please, keep your grocery bag light. Steal a trolley if you have to xx
Relieved to hear that you can relieve yourself without further mortal risk! Somewhat ashamed to admit I also laughed out loud while reading this - even while simultaneously feeling VERY CONCERNED (note the capitalisation for emphasis!) for your plight. Its a character flaw for sure. But I figured there had to be a happy ending coming!
A ripping tale perfectly told, as ever. Best bedtime read this week. V happy you paid attention to your body's signals instead of adopting the "It'll probably pass, I'll worry about it if it's worse tomorrow" staunch attitude that our elder generation exemplified. Sounds like they were hard to ignore. Best wishes.
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Brings deep meaning to the phrase "bloody hell!"
I hope writing about it consigned the experience to (recent) history.
Best wishes.
Made me wonder whether the Mt Victoria rats have got hold of a Slack shaped voodoo doll.
Good god man, sounds like it all went a bit Tarantino! Glad you’re feeling better
Crikey David, not sure if you've been put through a wringer or a mincer. I do hope you're on the mend.
Omg.... I mean... you know... thanks for sharing... *crosses legs*
holy shit not a great 24 hours. Everything crossed that the pipes work properly from here on in. And please, keep your grocery bag light. Steal a trolley if you have to xx
Goodness gracious. I'm sitting with my legs crossed and have had second thoughts about that call to the GP...
Gleep
Relieved to hear that you can relieve yourself without further mortal risk! Somewhat ashamed to admit I also laughed out loud while reading this - even while simultaneously feeling VERY CONCERNED (note the capitalisation for emphasis!) for your plight. Its a character flaw for sure. But I figured there had to be a happy ending coming!
Argh! That sounds horrific, your poor thing. Best wishes for speedy shark-less recovery x
This is THE best typo....!
Yikes! Feel better soon!
JEEZUS D! After that read I'm exhausted and compulsively clenching my butt muscles. Can only imagine how you're feeling. GWS
You posted a link to a covers album I WAS NOT AWARE OF (I love covers). Go well, wordsmith.
A ripping tale perfectly told, as ever. Best bedtime read this week. V happy you paid attention to your body's signals instead of adopting the "It'll probably pass, I'll worry about it if it's worse tomorrow" staunch attitude that our elder generation exemplified. Sounds like they were hard to ignore. Best wishes.
Breaking News: Clot Almost Causes Death In Devonport Bladder Explosion.
Be better soon. Need you fit.
Ow. All the best for the rest of your recovery.