Fox News host today Tucker Carlson told his viewers that he had some very important papers related to his conspiracy theory surrounding Hunter Biden, son of Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden.
But the papers were lost ― and so Carlson concocted yet another conspiracy theory to explain their disappearance.
Carlson claimed a “source” gave the Fox News show “damning” documents about Biden on Monday. Carlson’s producer shipped the documents across the country via a “brand-name company,” but they never arrived.
Instead, the shipping company said the package had been opened and the documents were missing.
The shipping company launched a search and called in security to interview everyone who touched the documents, Carlson said.
“They went far and beyond, but they found nothing,” he said. “Those documents had vanished.”
He said the unnamed company’s executives are “baffled and deeply bothered by this, and so are we.”
Carlson did not explain why they shipped the only copy of “damning” documents.
The clanger for me David, is in the last few paragraphs. I cried the day Eddy Shaver died, and I'm crying now that his father has joined him. I used that song as my headphone warm-up when competing in the Gore Gold Guitar Awards (I lost) and it was the least I could do to record my own version out of respect for Billy and his brilliant son Eddy: https://www.thinman.co.nz/billy-joe-shaver-rip/
...speaking truth to paua...so brilliantly silly!
Fox News host today Tucker Carlson told his viewers that he had some very important papers related to his conspiracy theory surrounding Hunter Biden, son of Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden.
But the papers were lost ― and so Carlson concocted yet another conspiracy theory to explain their disappearance.
Carlson claimed a “source” gave the Fox News show “damning” documents about Biden on Monday. Carlson’s producer shipped the documents across the country via a “brand-name company,” but they never arrived.
Instead, the shipping company said the package had been opened and the documents were missing.
The shipping company launched a search and called in security to interview everyone who touched the documents, Carlson said.
“They went far and beyond, but they found nothing,” he said. “Those documents had vanished.”
He said the unnamed company’s executives are “baffled and deeply bothered by this, and so are we.”
Carlson did not explain why they shipped the only copy of “damning” documents.
Twitter users couldn’t help but laugh:
👌🏽🤗🤣🤣🤣 thank you for providing a cheery end to the working day.
You've out-Fox'd 'em
You know a lot of Americans are so dumb they may not grasp the irony ....
Brilliant as always.
The clanger for me David, is in the last few paragraphs. I cried the day Eddy Shaver died, and I'm crying now that his father has joined him. I used that song as my headphone warm-up when competing in the Gore Gold Guitar Awards (I lost) and it was the least I could do to record my own version out of respect for Billy and his brilliant son Eddy: https://www.thinman.co.nz/billy-joe-shaver-rip/
Used be a Hillary, changed it one night after a few too many.
Hilliarious.
excellent satirical article, on fake fox news host, what disgraceful Murdoch hacks , selling crapp to their glulibly bewildered consumer suckers.
OMG! It all makes sense now! The Hilary connection! A good thing the US went hard out on the Clinton Hilary, lest the circle be completed...
I feel uncomfortable reading the 8% one ;-)
I feel uncomfortable reading the AK 47 comment even in jest.
That was so good. 😂😂😂