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David Chaloner's avatar

...speaking truth to paua...so brilliantly silly!

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David Slack's avatar

It gives me joy :)

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Daniel Howe's avatar

Fox News host today Tucker Carlson told his viewers that he had some very important papers related to his conspiracy theory surrounding Hunter Biden, son of Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden.

But the papers were lost ― and so Carlson concocted yet another conspiracy theory to explain their disappearance.

Carlson claimed a “source” gave the Fox News show “damning” documents about Biden on Monday. Carlson’s producer shipped the documents across the country via a “brand-name company,” but they never arrived.

Instead, the shipping company said the package had been opened and the documents were missing.

The shipping company launched a search and called in security to interview everyone who touched the documents, Carlson said.

“They went far and beyond, but they found nothing,” he said. “Those documents had vanished.”

He said the unnamed company’s executives are “baffled and deeply bothered by this, and so are we.”

Carlson did not explain why they shipped the only copy of “damning” documents.

Twitter users couldn’t help but laugh:

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David Slack's avatar

Carlson is the worst of all of them, I reckon. Should dream up something for him in one of these things...

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Daniel Howe's avatar

Yes please

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Helen's avatar

👌🏽🤗🤣🤣🤣 thank you for providing a cheery end to the working day.

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David Slack's avatar

My great pleasure, Helen! Thanks!

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Michael Smythe's avatar

You've out-Fox'd 'em

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David Slack's avatar

Or not :)

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Nick's avatar

You know a lot of Americans are so dumb they may not grasp the irony ....

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Michael Budden's avatar

Dramatic or not - why do they love slap stick so much tho ?? Tree me Trump :-P

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David Slack's avatar

I’m here for the loyal local audience above all else:)

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Alan Doak's avatar

Brilliant as always.

The clanger for me David, is in the last few paragraphs. I cried the day Eddy Shaver died, and I'm crying now that his father has joined him. I used that song as my headphone warm-up when competing in the Gore Gold Guitar Awards (I lost) and it was the least I could do to record my own version out of respect for Billy and his brilliant son Eddy: https://www.thinman.co.nz/billy-joe-shaver-rip/

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David Slack's avatar

I just love this treatment Alan. Your voice is perfect for the song.

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Eddy Mason's avatar

Used be a Hillary, changed it one night after a few too many.

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David Slack's avatar

Often the way... Cheers Eddy

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Roger's avatar

Hilliarious.

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David Slack's avatar

Cheers Roger :)

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Daniel Howe's avatar

excellent satirical article, on fake fox news host, what disgraceful Murdoch hacks , selling crapp to their glulibly bewildered consumer suckers.

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David Slack's avatar

Cheers Daniel. Unforgivable eh.

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Lynette's avatar

OMG! It all makes sense now! The Hilary connection! A good thing the US went hard out on the Clinton Hilary, lest the circle be completed...

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David Slack's avatar

😎

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Michael Budden's avatar

I feel uncomfortable reading the 8% one ;-)

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David Slack's avatar

There will be more :)

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Jane Banfield's avatar

I feel uncomfortable reading the AK 47 comment even in jest.

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David Slack's avatar

Hadn’t occurred to me, Jane, sorry for that.

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Andrew Robertson's avatar

That was so good. 😂😂😂

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