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Oct 7, 2021Liked by David Slack

The ending, oh the ending. The kids are all thinking about the grownups, who aren’t really thinking at all.

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Oct 7, 2021Liked by David Slack

So true to life! When you have kids in primary school you have a new appreciation for teachers. Not only are you trusting them with your precious offspring, but often with the family secrets as well. They must hear a lot of disturbing things, but as you've picked up on so skillfully David, some insightful things as well.

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I have a 10-year-old and the ending made me cry. I appreciate your writing - gives a voice to my feelings.

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Oct 7, 2021Liked by David Slack

Thank you as usual. The human 'cut through' and whimsical wit makes such a refreshing change to our normal media fare

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Oct 7, 2021Liked by David Slack

Ha, a few hours before reading this replied to Suzie's word of the day Tweet:

Modern synonym: Twitter

Susie Dent @susie_dent · 17h | Word of the day (again) is ‘ultracrepidarian’ (19th century): one who gives opinions and judgements on matters they know nothing about.

https://twitter.com/robincapper/status/1445911686926401536?s=20

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Oct 7, 2021Liked by David Slack

More thoughtful nourishment for the mind - thank you.

Interesting that you had your Mr Brown calling someone a "little twerp" (a favourite term of my dear departed dad). Only a few hours ago I called a twit on Twitter, named Brown, that very thing after he tried to score some gratuitous political point because a gang leader was permitted to help stem the Covid tide within his tribe. I checked the dictionary definition and it was exactly what I meant: "a silly, insignificant, or contemptible person."

I have yet to divine whether your Ms Barry alludes to Hilary or Maggie.

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Oct 7, 2021Liked by David Slack

Hey......Accounts Department.....haven't had my renewal invoice yet. I love 4.00 pm of a day ! Quentin McDonald......friends 40 years ago had a handsomely produced coffee table sort of book of the nude human form. One day the rather straight-laced paternal grandmother was visiting. "Nana, Mummy and Daddy got a great big book of cocks !" From a 7 year old now a lovely adult.

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Never saw Tūī written with macrons before. You can hear it eh

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Oct 7, 2021Liked by David Slack

Mr David......is Ms Barry aka Mr Soper ? Nah.....didn't think so. My Dad's from Delaware and he reckons Mr Soper's a pisshat and his wife's a asshat.

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Of all your marvellous columns this one is the most marvellous and my very favourite. I keep rereading it and am still chuckling. Very clever. Very perceptive. Bang on the money. Thank you for a job well done 👍

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Not at all sure I'm comfortable with the inevitability that we'll all get Covid. It doesn't seem quite real. I'm double-vaxxed; everyone around me at home and at work is too. I feel extremely uncomfortable with that statement.

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