World's Most Dismal Person, 2020
Today's diary, and four nominees
6.45am
WTF? Where is Morning Report? Someone’s made a story-of-Aotearoa-in-a-singsong-style podcast and put it on the radio where Gyles Beckford should be making football observations and being sardonic about Wall St.
The footpaths are red with pohutukawa, the Jacarandas are lushly purple, the water's warm and yesterday the sand was scalding our feet on t…