When life gives you limes, freeze

Diary of the last 9 hours

7.38 am

Reading a story from the NY Times.

Imagine you have a nursing home and you've stolen $10 million from your employees to buy yourself a luxury yacht and Cartier watches.

Imagine you’ve been found out and you're going to jail for 18 months and have to hand over $4.4 million in restitution.

But now imagine your mother has serious loot to spend.

And ima…