What I’m doing this summer

Diary of the last 8 hours and 40 years

7.25 am

For the final time this year the pop-up leader of the opposition chirps her endearing feigned surprise Oh good morning Corrin!

Blah blah, bang on, bang on, Mallard Mallard. Can’t really get into it TBH I’m just here at this stage for the panto.

Corrin takes the opportunity to wish her a merry Christmas and a happy new year and just wonders whether …