Vale Eddie, Vale Judith

Diary of the last 26 hours

4.00pm

Just as I finish writing the newsletter, it all completely kicks off on Twitter. The National party’s strategic ‘genius’ and their beloved faux westie very publicly fall out over culpability for the descent of their party’s campaign into a complete shit show.

Shots fired, sneers ahoy! What’s coming next? Sales of virtual popcorn go absolutely nuts.