Trouble up at the old haunted Key mansion

Diary of the last ten hours

6.58am

Going about my quiet business listening to the business news when a small language crime gets my dander fully up on all fours. 

Yeah, I know, ever-changing, ever-evolving. But I’m going to moan anyway.

8.30am

Trouble up at the old haunted Key mansion. 

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