There goes the neighbourhood, there goes my loafer

25 million, what were you thinking, Dave??

So, a funny thing happened last Friday. I had just dropped a couple of tabs and I was lining up side four of Tales from Topographic Oceans when out of nowhere I had this incredible vision.

It got me so damn excited I wrote the whole thing down and put it in Sunday morning's column.

Hello Dick! I could fully hear your voice when you wrote, If quintupling t…