The way things are going they're gonna crucify me

Diary of the last ten hours

Judith Collins, who identifies as an essential worker and even a future leader of the brave little nation of Aotearoa, is all over the media this morning being as noisy and angry and rowdy as a politician can possibly be.

Bad move. Here are some settings where everyone expects you to keep it down

• Match point at the tennis

• Ten minutes after baby has gone to…