The future's so bright I gotta wear shades
Diary of the last ten hours
6.51am
The man who has more money than anyone else on earth and doesn’t give his workers bathroom breaks has thrust his space-rocket-pleasure-device skyward and pushed its tip into space.
All up, it was ten minutes from brace yourself to how was that for you and man, he can't stop talking about it.
The more he says, the worse it gets. The money shot, if …