The climate Gospel according to Judith and Stuart

Sunday column

Now in the land where the oxen would drain all the water from the rivers, 

and the milk would all turn to powder, 

there was an cult.

And this was an cult that was prized above all others.

And the name of the cult was ordinary Kiwis just trying to get ahead.

And it was prized by those known as Ford Ranger driver.

And it was prized by those known as Mum and Da…