The cabinet metastasises

Take our new health minister. Please

Christopher Luxon is every dismal boss who ever made you wince, or roll your eyes, or think to yourself I have absolutely got to get the hell out of this place.

Get a load of what he shared with us at his cabinet reshuffle, trying to be all sensitive and gracious.

• Dr Reti is a top quality human being

• He is a class act

• It was a tough conversation to tell him…