Now in the land of big manly utes and the mighty ABs,
where milk did fill the tankers and the people did queue for KFC,
there came an Scold
And Judith was her name
And Judith had been raised in the fields amongst the oxen
But of the oxen’s milk of kindness Judith did take but the smallest cup
For Judith was kindness-intolerant
Now Judith did leave the fie…