Now, in the land of Kourtney and Kim
and Khloé
and Kylie
where the swine grew exceeding large
and there was every minute born an sucker
there came an Caesar
And Marcus Zucker Burger King was his name
And he was not an Caesar of the Roman kind
And neither was he an Caesar of the Salad kind
But he was an Caesar of the Techbro kind
And when you are an Caesar of th…