Now in the land of whitebait fritters and Sauvignon Blanc,
where manspreaders sat proud at the wheel of their Ute,
and the riders of bicycles were scorned,
there came An Pestilence.
And this was not the Pestilence known as Global Warming.
And neither was this the Pestilence known as Ebola Plus
For these abide in the next Book of the Lord.
And that is a Book…